Kanye West’s 10 Best Tweets and What We Think They Mean
If you didn’t already know, Kanye West is back on Twitter. He kicked off his return in a tender way with pictures of merch.
He tweeted: “My favorite Saint Pablo Tee”. It appears that’s a picture of Caitlin Jenner on the back of a tour shirt, although I don’t believe this was ever released. Many people on Twitter, however, want it to be a real thing.
Kanye also posted tattoo designs (which honestly look like he could’ve just gotten them off of a font website), but this isn’t about Kanye’s new tweets — this is about Kanye’s best tweets.
In honor of Kanye being back on Twitter, we’re counting down 10 of his best tweets (and trying to make sense of them).
10. One of our personal favorites —
“Who’s seen the play Wicked? I’ve seen it 4 times. Other than loving the music acting and costumes… it’s my story!” I’d love to know how closely the story of Wicked follows Kanye’s life. We definitely need a follow-up tweet to this.
9. The next tweet, I think we can all relate to —
“I hate when I’m on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle.” After hours of studying this tweet, do you think he meant to type baby instead of water bottle? “I hate when I’m on a flight and I wake up with a baby next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this baby.” Also, maybe it’s because we fly in coach, but nobody has ever just left a water bottle for me while I was asleep on a plane.
8. Here’s another banger —
This tweet is one that really gives us an inside look at Kanye’s personal life and who he is. It reads: “Exes can be mad but just know I never let them play with my ass… I don’t do that… I stay away from that area all together.” We’re just wondering if this has changed since he tweeted this. This is an older tweet of his, but as we all know in his song Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 1 he says: “Now, I fuck this model / And she just bleached her asshole / And I get bleach on my T-shirt / I’ma feel like an asshole”. Why would you get bleach from her butt on your T-shirt if you’re not going near asses, Kanye?
7. Another classic tweet of his is —
“Do you know where to find marble conference tables? I’m looking to have a conference… Not until I get the table though.” Seriously, Kanye? All you have to do is Google it. Did the meeting ever happen, though?
6. Another one of our absolute favorites from 2012 Kanye —
“I have to dress Kim everyday so she doesn’t embarrass me.” This one is quite the statement considering Kim is one of the worlds biggest fashion icons. This tweet is making us wonder — has Kanye been behind Kim’s style this whole time? Or did Kim’s style only become iconic in 2012 and we all just forgot she dressed bad before then?
5. This next tweet leaves me with more questions than answers —
“I make awesome decisions in bike stores!!!” What decisions? Like you pick out the best bikes? Or you make huge life decisions at the bike store? Maybe Kim and Kanye decided they wanted kids while they were in the bike store?
4. This tweet just feels like a joke. It reads —
“My favorite unit of measurement is a shit load.” Good thing he’s not a chef. Everything would taste bad for sure. How much salt in this casserole? A shitload.
3. This next tweet really makes you realize that you can do whatever you want when you’re famous —
“I have no interest in working with anyone who is too important or too good or too traditional to take a call at 3am.” We don’t even know what to say about this one. I just wonder how many people accidentally missed meetings with him because they fell asleep beforehand.
2. This next tweet shows what’s simple to a celebrity is complicated for regular folk —
“I specifically ordered persian rugs with cherub imagery!!! What do I have to do to get a simple persian rug with cherub imagery ugggggh”.
1. Last, but not least —
“Room service uuuuuugh! I hate when I order fruit and I can taste the other food they cut with the same knife. Beef flavored pineapples.” This one we can definitely relate to. What? You’ve never cut food with the same knife and had it taste a little… funky?
What’s your favorite Kanye tweet? More importantly, are you happy to see Kanye back on social media? Let us know in the comments below!
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