Fathers, Hide Your Tin Cans! Goats Have Invaded Boise

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No one knows where they came from. No one exactly know why they are here. Only one truth remains sure. Goats have invaded an area neighborhood in Boise. And they are eating everything.

At least 100 goats have been spied in the Summerwind Drive neighborhood in Boise, Idaho. Some bring the goat counter up to at least 121. For when goats are invading the universe in which you exist, their origins unknown, it is difficult to keep track of them all. They are simply goats. They are animals from an unknown realm. They will chew.

Fathers, hide your tin cans.

The goats were witnessed with delight by the entirety of the internet. One internet armchair pundit even pulled out a map of the goat concentration all over America, proving that Boise, Idaho is straight up surrounded by goats, making an invasion of these behooved, flower bed ruining ne’er do wells chaos simply waiting to happen.

You know that movie Gremlins? That but with goats. You know that movie Gremlins 2? That next, but with goats.

In the end the goats were rounded up. Caught! Caught! They escaped through a little hole in the fense and they were caught! And their owners? Well, a little company called “We Rent Goats”. What do they do? Well. You’re not going to believe this. They rent goats! According to their website:

We Rent Goats® does just what our name says. We rent herds of goats to remove noxious weeds from fields, acreage, pastures, open spaces, ditches, ravines, embankments… you name it and the goats can clear it. Our goal is to help you restore and protect your property—whether that means.

Well, you really cleared something, We Rent Goats… cleared our goldarned patience! Get your goats and get outta here! We don’t need more goats! We’ve got enough goats! Get out of here, goats! Get out of here! Yah! Yah!

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