College President Will Buy Your Textbooks If You Beat Him At Madden
Columbia College President Dr. Scott Dalrymple understands the crippling debt that students find themselves in these days. Tuition costs have skyrocketed over the last decade and even textbooks can run a student hundreds of dollars per semester.
Here’s how Dalrymple is willing to help. If you can defeat him in a no-holds-barred Madden tournament on PS4, he’ll pay for your textbooks.
Yes, you’ll still have to pay the $20,000 a year to attend Missouri’s Columbia College, but really good Madden players could have an extra $400 of sweet greenbacks to spend on Buffalo Wild Wings or whatever the college kids are doing these days.
If this video has cheered you up, and you need a reminder of how university students in this country are totally fucked, check out this long (but important) clip from Last Week Tonight: