Jerry Seinfeld Thinks All Your Christmas Gifts Are Garbage
Jimmy Fallon gave everyone in his audience a 50″ Vizio flat-screen television last night, and just as they were starting to get over their excitement, Jerry Seinfeld came out to let them know that the TV, and everything else they own, is basically just a huge pile of garbage.
All of your possessions, he says, start as trophies, prominently displayed in the living room. From there they go to a closet or drawer, and finally, the garage, which is only one letter away from garbage.
If you’re not wonderfully nostalgic for Seinfeld’s potent observations about daily life, you need go no further. He hasn’t changed a bit.