Tragic News Today As Militants – HOLY SHIT LLAMAS!!!
A couple of llamas were running around in Sun City, Arizona, and we are STOPPING THE PRESSES BECAUSE OF IT. The llamas have since been wrangled, but that didn’t stop us from getting 20 minutes of footage, photos, tweets and everything else the Internet has to offer.
Honestly, if you’d told me that the world would refrain from spinning for about 20 minutes because some llamas escaped from wherever llamas are kept, I wouldn’t have believed you. I would have thought “Meh, some people will probably tweet that and find it mildly amusing.”
I WAS PROVEN WRONG.
Runaway llamas are fascinating.
I like that there’s one white llama and one black llama. We’re in this together, man!
You thought I was kidding when I said the world stopped spinning? NOT AT ALL. I was about to really settle into writing a story about VIOLENCE IN GAZA and then this happened. And I don’t regret it one bit. This is the life we’ve chose, the life we lead. And only one thing is certain: none of us will see heaven.
And, you guessed it, popular brands are trying to get in on this and they can all go straight to hell.
Thanks to Brands Saying Bae for capturing all this nonsense.