This is What Everyone’s Upstairs Neighbor is Doing
Upstairs neighbors: so mysterious, so foreign. Unless you’re one of those people who makes friends with neighbors — in which case, congratulations on being social and outgoing and maybe a little bit odd — you probably don’t know what your upstairs neighbors are up to. What’s up with all that noise? Finally, thanks to this compelling and thought-provoking new expose, the truth about upstairs neighbors comes out.
So now you know. That strange rolling sound is, in fact, bowling balls. And sometimes metal barrels.