Houston Rockets Fans So Damn Excited They Forget How To Tic-Tac-Toe
Has anyone over the age of 8 ever won or lost a game of Tic-Tac-Toe? I’m pretty sure every game I’ve played since before I was a pre-teen has ended in a tie, which is called (only in Tic-Tac-Toe) a Cat’s Game, likely because two cats playing the game would achieve the same result.
Now, that’s not to say that a game can’t be won if enough pressure is applied. For example, having to shoot a basket during halftime of a Western Conference Finals before being able to place your letter, and having the board be the size of center court. That could cause some problems.
Still, it’s Tic-Tac-Toe. These players have embarrassed our great nation.
Let’s not be too mean to these guys. They are fans of the Houston Rockets, who are facing inevitable elimination at the hands of the Golden State Warriors, assuming of course that Stephen Curry doesn’t break his head open again.