Girl Chased by Goose, Dad Can’t Help But Laugh
It’s a well known fact that geese are bloodthirsty monsters. (Have you seen their teeth?) These goons of the sky have been terrorizing children since time immemorial. The latest victim of goose brutality is this young girl. A simple day in the outdoors turns into a horrifying nightmare as the girl gets too close to one of these vicious beasts. What follows is a life-or-death chase around a pond.
If only the dad would stop laughing.
It’s no laughing matter! Geese are scary! Some of us — and I’m not naming names but I’m just saying some of us — have experienced this terror firsthand. Geese are really big compared to kids. They are fast. And they are mean. And we hate them! Aaahh!