SNL’s Cut Chris Pratt Skit: Jason Statham’s Jason Steakums
Jason Statham isn’t just a kick-ass action star, he’s also the face of delicious snack line Jason Statham’s Jason Steakums. At least, that’s the line in this recent Saturday Night Live skit that was inexplicably cut for time. We say inexplicably because A.) it’s super funny and B.) how dare you deprive the world of even one second of Chris Pratt being hilarious?
Jason Statham (Chris Pratt) takes a break from beating up a nameless henchman to plug his new line of snacks. How does one eat a Jason Statham’s Jason Steakum? Pratt gives a ridiculously lengthy answer to that question. He then goes on to mention that the Steakums, while delicious, are extremely dry. He recommends washing down a Jason Statham’s Jason Steakum with Jason Statham’s Jason Steakums Jason Drinkums Steakum Water. It’s a mouthful. Just like the Steakums!