If Mexicans Celebrated July 4 Like We Celebrate Cinco De Mayo
Happy Fourth of July! That glorious day when Americans (who all kinda look the same tbh) celebrate the great Battle of Fourth of July by grilling hot dogs, wearing their traditional American tri-corner hats and powdered wigs, getting plastered at 11am, putting ketchup on everything and yelling “USA! USA! USA!” at the top of their lungs in public.
(We kind of deserve this one, guys.)