“Hail Satan!” – Cute Snowmen Toys Praise the Dark Lord
Here’s the fun thing about snowmen decorations that repeat anything you say to them in a cute squeaky voice – they’ll say literally anything you say to them.
I like to pretend that magical Christmas snowmen turn evil when you don’t wait until after Thanksgiving to put them on the shelves. Kind of like in “Gremlins” when you feed a Mogwai after midnight.
If you would like to own one of these adorable satanic creatures, it can be yours for the low price of $10 at Big Lots.
Our host Jay Walker has more on this bit of internet comedy gold, including some Grade A snark from Reddit.