What Really Happened to the “Home Alone” Kid
We’ve finally caught up with cute little Kevin from the “Home Alone” movies – and he grew up with some serious issues.
Macaulay Culkin stars in the debut episode of a new web series “DRYVRS” created by Jack Dishel. Jack plays an on-demand service passenger who meets a string of bizarre drivers – and the first one is Kevin, all grown up and looking a bit psychotic.
“How about this,” he rants from the backseat, after making Jack drive because he doesn’t know how. “It’s Christmastime, it’s fucking Christmas, and your whole family goes on vacation. And they forget their eight-year-old fucking son. Eight-year-old son. All by yourself in the house for a week.”
It was all pretty traumatic if you really think about it. “I had to fend off my house from two psychopath home invaders. I was just a kid. I still have nightmares about this bald weirdo dude chasing me around.”
Then a thief with a gun tries to steal Kevin’s car – and that’s when things really get disturbing. If he was willing to impale a man’s foot with a rusty nail and drop a hot iron on another’s face when he was eight years old, what do you think he’d be capable of as an adult?
Can’t wait to see who “DRYVRS” gets next.