Knife-Wielding Crab Takes Over Facebook
Crabs already look a bit like ninjas when they’re waving their claws to defend themselves, but a crab waving a knife? That’s hardcore.
This video shows a colorful crab slinking around the floorboards of what looks like a kitchen, threatening a person with a blue-handled steak knife – a knife that the person won’t be getting back without some cut fingers, from the looks of things.
It’s one of those videos that Facebook can’t get enough of – maybe because it encapsulates our feelings when we’re interacting with most people on Facebook – and it’s racked up 80 million views already.