Less Violent Ways Superman Could Have Battled Batman
We get that Superman has a rivalry with Batman these days, but did these dueling superheroes really need to work out their issues by putting thousands of lives in danger and causing millions of dollars worth in property damage?
Dorkly had a few helpful suggestions on how Batman and Superman could have had their epic face-off in a more constructive way — like a vigorous game of chess, for instance, or a tennis match, or video games, or even Rock-Paper-Scissors. Come on, guys, you’re supposed to be all about protecting citizens and promoting the greater good, not reducing crowded metropolitan areas into piles of rubble.
Gotta love their version of Rock-Paper-Scissors, by the way. “It’s a rock of Kryptonite! Didn’t see that one coming, did you?” “Actually, my paper’s your mom’s death certificate, soooo…” “Too far, dude. Too far.”