Check Out This Absurdly Sexy Turkey Sandwich
Hatch match! Look at this sexy, sexy turkey sandwich! My goodness! When Twitter user @deathcamps posted a photo of his delicious turkey sandwich, he did so with the caption, “this turkey sandwich better chill tf out”. Chill tf out!? Chill the tf out!?!? Friend, don’t slut shame this delicious deli sandwich! It’s simply expressing its sexually! Look at its curvy bottom! Calm down, grandpa! This new generation of turkey sandwiches is more sexual and more free than the one before it!
The people of Twitter responded, drawing out the lady the turkey sandwich clearly is transforming into, and reacting to it and being jealous of it as well! I mean, this turkey sandwich is a lot sexier than I am. Good work, turkey sandwich.
What do you think of this much much too sexy turkey sandwich? Let us know in the comments or on Twitter at @WhatsTrending, and remember– be good. To your food.