Six Year Old Tells Santa His Life is Empty
A lot of us come of age when we start to question our authority figures. For some of us that could mean questioning our politicians, for others it could even mean questioning those around us who were our heroes. For this six-year-old, that moment came when he wrote this letter questioning the undying authority of Santa Claus.
Santa Im only doing this for the class. I know your notty list is emty. And your good list is emty. and your life is emty. You dont know the trouble Ive had in my life.
Im not telling you my name”
(Margin art: wreath and skulls)
Good lord! That child is telling Santa Claus his life is empty at a savage sixteen year old level! Hell, the letter doesn’t even denounce the existence of Santa. It’s just telling Santa his life is… you know. Just an empty shell of a life to be. Ho ho ho! Ho ho ho! Santa’s life is empty! Ho ho ho!
As for those wondering what this kid’s troubles are, don’t worry, his mom cleared it up.