Thicc Cartoon Cow Butt Sets New Jersey Community on Edge
Look, I live in the very sinful city of Los Angeles. Luscious, sexy cartoon cow butts are the least of my worries compared to all the sin and degradation I pass by each day, ruffling my nose and going, “Well, such sin is not worthy of a man of my stature.” Well, Montclair, New Jersey must be taken anew by this level of sin, as they have gotten up in arms over the logo for the Dairy Air Cream Ice Cream Co. which shows a sexy cow in a beret sticking its luscious cow butt out of a circle. The complaints over this are frankly, incredible, with one local business owner saying —
It is offensive and sickening. A hyper-sexualized, obviously female cow with her ass upended and poking through a circle, tail raised up, waiting for what? I’m not sure, but I do know that I am repulsed and offended.
Is this business owner implying the cow has raised its tail and is waiting for sex?! The very idea never crossed my mind! Some cows just have luscious booties and that’s all there is to it! Sir, how dare you objectify this poor farm animal?
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