Disneyland Automatons Literally Lost Their Heads
The Little Mermaid’s villain Ursula is already scary — she is, after all, a cruel sea witch who will invite you in with empty promises to say — give you legs in exchange for your voice only to replace you at your OWN WEDDING, and then turn your father into a little piece of seaweed. She’s scary, but what could make her even scarier? What about her big old robot head falling off? That’s what happened at Disneyland yesterday when Ursula lost her head and KEPT SINGING.
Ursula, however, wasn’t the only one to lose her hand in the most magical and apparently neckless place on Earth. The Auctioneer on the “Pirates of the Caribbean” ride also had his head just straight up fall off his neck as he continued to babble. What is happening, Disneyland?! Is this the work of the worst Disneyland character of them all — animatronic Trump? His garbage head is just fine! Curiouser and curiouser, as the already headless Cheshire Cat, would say.