Britain’s KFCs All Out of Damned Chicken


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  • Is this why Donald Trump won’t visit England? Is this the REAL reason? Is this the one report he reads from the presidency? Anyway — about two-thirds of the 900 KFC’s all over England have had to shut their doors because they just ran out of damned chicken! Six hundred KFC’s, all without the family bucket (or whatever it is they serve at those places)!

    This is the fault, apparently, of chicken shipping magnates DHL — but we ignore the real issue. Where will I get my tiny orders of melty Mac n’ Cheese? I know I live in America, but what if I want some melty Mac n’ Cheese while visiting England? What if I have to impress the Queen? This world is a dark and cruel one, especially due to the fact that I can no longer get the world’s grossest Mac n’ Cheese on call.

    KFC addressed the situation on their website saying —

    We’ve brought a new delivery partner onboard, but they’ve had a couple of teething problems – getting fresh chicken out to 900 restaurants across the country is pretty complex! We won’t compromise on quality, so no deliveries has meant some of our restaurants are closed, and others are operating a limited menu, or shortened hours. We know that this might have inconvenienced some of you over the last few days, and disappointed you when you wanted your fried chicken fix – we’re really sorry about that. Shout out to our restaurant teams who are working flat out to get us back up and running again. Hope to see you in our restaurants soon.

    What do you think of this chicken shortage? Is it worse than Brexit? Let us know in the comments or on Twitter at @WhatsTrending.