The Onion: 95% Of Grandfathers Got Job By Just Asking
Report: 95% Of Grandfathers Got Job By Sheer Gumption
According to a Gallup report published Tuesday (via the satirical news site The Onion), over 95 percent of the nation’s grandfathers began their careers by walking straight into a place of business, saying “I’m the man for the job,” and receiving a position right there on the spot.
No internships or fancy degrees required. It just used to be THAT easy.