Twitter Has a Strategy For Your New Costume – And It Involves Making Your Worst Fears Sexy
You're either going to be really turned on or really scared...
Stuck between dressing as something sexy or as something terrifyingly scary for Halloween? No problem, we’ve got you covered. Well, @SummerRay has got you covered. Even though Halloween is meant to be one of the most exciting times of the year, as it’s a chance to scare your friends to their very souls, whilst seeing who got the most candy from trick or treating and for some of us, it’s a time to unleash your inner creativity. However, for the less creative souls, like myself, finding a costume for Halloween can be a pretty difficult task.
Should I dress as a sexy devil? Should I just go all out and dress up as inflatable pumpkin? So many decisions, but so little time! If only there was a way to combine the two together…
Your Halloween costume is ‘sexy’ + your biggest fear.
— Summer Ray (@SummerRay) October 9, 2018
Ah, great suggestion, Summer! It appears that Summer has put an end to this haunting nightmare of a decision, and thought outside the box, which has put so many ideas into people’s heads…
I guess that makes me Sexy Student Loan Debt
— Amanda B (@amandajpanda) October 11, 2018
Sexy Mistaking Raisins for Chocolate Chips In A Cookie
— Tadas Viskanta (@abnormalreturns) October 10, 2018
sexy deciding to finally wear a pair of crocs, feeling good about myself but then oh no i get on an escalator and my crocs get stuck and the escalator starts eating my body and just before my lips are crushed my final words are "oh no my crocs!!!" https://t.co/YcVHeijUkX
— mat whitehead (@matwhi) October 11, 2018
Sexy Flanders https://t.co/Wa776LPGLC
— IGotChuSuckaa 🧛♂️ (@IGotChuSuckaa) October 11, 2018
Eurgh, that last one put shivers down my spine. Although these costume ideas are some of my biggest fears, I can’t see myself getting the heebie-jeebies because of them…
Sexy never being financially stable enough to choose my own furniture https://t.co/VjwQEFMiqc
— Janina's been dead for 15 years (@J9andIf) October 11, 2018
Okay, that one hit me right in the aspiring adult feels. I think my biggest fear is the cry-laughing emoji. Seriously, who hurt that guy? I guess I’m going as Sexy Post Mental Breakdown, which should be fun!
Slap some red lipstick on that boy and I’m ready! Enough of the traumatizing fears, because there was one reply which really confused myself, and a few others, too…
— Argyll (@ElizabethArgyll) October 11, 2018
— Honey Bees and Willow Trees (@erinlupa) October 11, 2018
Cilantro polarizes the world like nothing else.
— Paraboring Abhi (@betacrypto) October 11, 2018
Wow, judging by the replies it looks like a lot of us need therapy.
— Summer Ray (@SummerRay) October 11, 2018
Okay, look – there’s no need to call us out…but you have a good point.
What would your costume be if you stuck to Summer’s method? Let us know in the comments, or on Twitter at @WhatsTrending.