Meghan Markle Fulfills All Our Royal Family Dreams by Deleting Her Social Media Accounts

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  • I have a lot of dreams of living the royal life. You can marry a handsome prince (like Prince Harry), you can live in a castle and have guards waiting on your every whim and of course — the dream of all dreams — you get to finally delete your damned social media accounts. You’re instantly famous! You don’t have to promote squat! That’s my dream, and it’s the dream that Meghan Markle has accomplished. Congratulations, Meghan Markle!

    Oh, the royal dream! No responsibilities bugging you, wealth beyond your wildest dreams, glamour, beauty, and next time Twitter is mad at Lena Dunham, I don’t have to say squat! That’ll be nice, right? No one will care what I have to say. I’m not going to make a bad joke and have everyone yell at me over it. That’ll be nice.

    Oh, Meghan Markle. You are living the dream.

    Kensington Palace told Us Weekly —

    Ms. Markle is grateful to everyone who has followed her social media accounts over the years, however as she has not used them for some time, she has taken the decision to close them.

    Oh no! How will we get photos of the royal family now? I’m just kidding. They’re everywhere!

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