If you need further proof that Australia is terrifying and you should never go there, check out this peppy crocodile safety video released by the Northern Territory government in which a happy dancing crocodile eats children.
Australians aren't shy about horrifying people into being careful - look up their graphic drunk driving ads if you want to have your day ruined - so even this kid-friendly video is kinda unsettling. "You got to be croc wise if you’re hanging near the water! Keep a sharp eye on your son and your daughter!" the rap lyrics say -- but that doesn't stop this cartoon family from dancing with the crocodile, even though he keeps snatching their children and biting their heads off.
It is a serious problem - 2014 was a record year for fatal crocodile attacks in the Northern Territory. Hopefully this video will help. At the very least, people will stop throwing crocodile dance parties.