Valentine's Day is a huge industry, but hating Valentine's Day might be even bigger. And the Valentine's Day Blues are certainly more entertaining. Case in point: what would you rather watch in super slow-motion? Two people staring longingly into each others live with the passion of newly-formed love....or a bunch of Valentine's Day symbols dropped from a great height until they all blend together in mutual destruction.
I thought so.
Wired shot roses, a bottle of wine, and a heart-shaped box of chocolates crashing into the floor at 1,000 frames per second. It's slow, it's painful, and it's so very true.
Enjoy, ye miserable single folk.