I don't want to put too much pressure on you, but if you own an iPad and aren't making your own independent films, you're kind of sort of a washed-up loser.
Look at what the people in this commercial are doing with their iPads! Oh boy, if I had an iPad when I was growing up, I totally would have made like six full-length feature films or something.
Yup, the only reason I am not currently a successful filmmaker is because Steve Jobs decided to not invent the iPad until well after I graduated from college. Thanks a lot, Steve. You call yourself a digital tech media influencer?