This Pig is a Real Foodie

Your average piggy doesn’t get the Internet love of, say, your kitty or your puppy. But just the right pig clip can really scratch the Internet’s collective adorableness itch. Enter Hamilton the Pig, a veterinarian’s in-house pet who doesn’t just eat treats – he really savors them, as you would a fine wine. Or something that isn’t basically a pellet of factory farm leftovers.

The clip’s sadly shot in vertical format, robbing us of our ability to enjoy Hamilton’s delightful antics in a proper black bar-free aspect ratio. WHEN WILL THE PEOPLE STANDING NEXT TO ADORABLE ANIMALS DOING CUTE THINGS LEARN!?!? WHAT MUST I DO!??!?