Summary:
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Nothing is more loyal than rice, until it spoils and accumulates problems that go unnoticed. Trust issues arise.
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Spoiled rice gives off a sour or musty smell and becomes slimy, leading to a biohazard. Mold and discoloration follow.
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Insects in your rice container, cooked rice over four days old, or freezer-burned rice all signal it’s time to toss it.
Nothing in an American house is more loyal than rice; it is always present, it is always reliable, and it does not give complaints. Until it does. Spoiled rice does not call attention to itself. It silently sits in your fridge or in your pantry and accumulates problems when you are completely unaware of them. The trust of rice in the majority of people is without bounds, and such trust is sometimes spectacularly out of place. When you are ready to heat that suspicious bowl of leftover food before going to sleep, here are ten ways your rice has officially decided to go anarchic instead of nutritious.
The Smell Test

New rice is clean-smelling, neutral, and totally carefree of life. When yours all of a sudden starts to provide sour, musty, or vaguely fermented energy, such as a gym bag in a hot automobile, then that is not a seasoning problem. That is, bacteria proclaim their presence with every confidence and no apology whatsoever. Trust your nose immediately.
Slime Alert

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There is no circumstance in which rice ought to possess a personality. When it has acquired a slimy, slick, suspiciously coating feel and seems to be trying its level best to get out of the container, you know that bacterial contamination has come and has settled down to make its entire abode. Slimy rice is not quirky. It is a biohazard in a bowl. Toss it.
The Mold Situation

The fact that you see the appearance of mold on your rice, whether it is a combination of green and black, or black and white, or any other imaginative combination between those two, is the universe speaking the most deliberate language in existence that this meal is over. Do not negotiate with it. Do not scoop around it. The invisible mold has already gone well along the way of the visible one.
Color Gone Wrong

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The yellowing, graying, or appearance of dark spots on white rice that are not adequately explained by the author is no character growth culmination that you would love to follow. To discolor is to oxidize, or have a bacterial or a mold party uninvited in the predicament. When your rice is beginning to appear more of an abstract art form than food, then it is time to make its retirement choice and give it all the respect it deserves.
Uninvited Roommates

Finding out that you were looking at your dry rice package and there have been insects, weevils, or anything with more legs than you assumed the relationship to be is something that makes an appearance that permanently and instantaneously ends the relationship. Pantry pests are not going through your rice in a manner of courtesy; they have established residence and created a family. The entire container goes. No negotiation whatsoever.
The Four-Day Rule

A cooked rice in your refrigerator that has been there for more than four days has officially exceeded its welcome by all the USDA food safety guidelines ever established. When you are looking at the pot and really do not remember what century you prepared it, it is that lack of knowledge that will be the answer. When in doubt, throw it out. Every single time.
The Overnight Betrayal

Eating cooked rice that was kept at room temperature and intending to reheat it the following morning is one of the most positive and literally dangerous choices any American home cook can take. The bacteria Bacillus cereus multiply very fast at room temperature and release toxins that are impossible to eliminate by heating. Your microwave is very strong, yet it is not that strong.
Freezer Burn Reality

Frozen rice that has been coated with violent ice-crystals and dry and hardened spots, and looks more like a laboratory experiment than a side dish, has suffered freezer burn that is irreversible. In mild cases survivable technically. Severe ones were not acceptable spiritually. Certain rice simply cannot be saved in the frozen state and should be given a decent farewell.
The Taste Alarm

When you reheat your rice, and when you get one bite and before you even stir one muscle of your face, the whole lot of you, sour, bitter, stale, or even just astute tells you that you have made very bad choices leading to where you are right now, you must stop eating right now and with conviction. The taste buds are not being drama queens. They are doing a true service to the people. Place the bowl aside and stand on your heels.
Suspicious Packaging

Dry rice in a packaging that is torn, evidently wet, or dirty, or already showing unequivocal signs of something small and insistent chewing its way through it has long since been ruined beyond what the expiration date can repair or pardon. The bag has been breached. Visiting the rice in the inside. Neither is your friend any more.
