Cartoon Crocodile Bites Kids’ Heads Off in Australian PSA

If you need further proof that Australia is terrifying and you should never go there, check out this peppy crocodile safety video released by the Northern Territory government in which a happy dancing crocodile eats children.

Australians aren’t shy about horrifying people into being careful – look up their graphic drunk driving ads if you want to have your day ruined – so even this kid-friendly video is kinda unsettling. “You got to be croc wise if you’re hanging near the water! Keep a sharp eye on your son and your daughter!” the rap lyrics say — but that doesn’t stop this cartoon family from dancing with the crocodile, even though he keeps snatching their children and biting their heads off.

It is a serious problem – 2014 was a record year for fatal crocodile attacks in the Northern Territory. Hopefully this video will help. At the very least, people will stop throwing crocodile dance parties.