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A poor guy in India has undergone surgery to get his wee town reattached after his ex boo thang chopped it off.
Penises. They’re meant to stay attached your body. At least that’s what I read somewhere. Irshad was set to have an arranged marriage with a bride of his parents choosing.
He wanted one last sexcipade with his former lover before he tied the knot with a different woman. They arranged to meet at a guesthouse, but what he found may shock you.
The ex must’ve been #pissed that he was promising his life to some other woman because she…. ya know… took a knife to his pee pee spot.
Maybe after being fired from their relationship she was just seeking her severance package. People in adjoining rooms heard screams and he was rushed to the hospital where doctors say it was QUOTE, “90 percent severed”
Urology medics and plastic surgeons spent 8 hours to reattach his member and now he’s recovering at home.
Dr. Krishnakumar, the senior consultant on the surgery said,”In this case we successfully repaired the arteries which bring the blood to the organ (pause quote real quick the organ here is his trouser snake, return to quote) the veins which carry the blood away, the nerves which give sensibility to the organ, the urethra, [and] the corpora which provides erection and the muscles.”
He’s said to be fine within 4 weeks!
And police say the woman who did the snipping has been arrested. Cool.
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