“Duck Army” Vine Will Haunt Your Very Soul

A guy squeezes a bin full of noise-making toy ducks all at the same time, and unleashes viral gold that’s somehow both hilarious and horrifying.

Trying to embarrass his girlfriend at the shop one day, Kevin Synnes jammed his hand into the pile of toys and discovered that one toy duck makes a comical honking noise, but multiple toy ducks sounds like a crowd of men screaming.

And see, lots of people seem to think it sounds like an army charging into battle, but I think that’s close to what the eternal suffering of the damned must sound like, and it’s going to take me a while to get over it. Dear god.

Of course this kind of shit makes the perfect Vine, which currently has more than 43 million loops and 154.7K likes since it went online this weekend.