Starbucks Announces Delivery and Everyone Freaks The Hell Out
Starbucks announced yesterday that it will be launching a food and beverage delivery service in select markets in mid-2015. The Internet responded by collectively opening their purses and wallets and throwing the contents at CEO Howard Schultz’s head.
Here are the Internet’s best responses to this news:
Yes, sitting in a car for three minutes ruins the taste of coffee!
Yes, Starbucks Delivery may be the lasting legacy of Obama’s presidency.
Unfortunately, I don’t think “delivering stuff” is a patented idea. Bonnie Boden might just be out of luck here.