A Danish Painter Recreated Kim Kardashian’s Butt With His Penis (NSFW)
The above oil-on-canvas recreation of Kim Kardashian’s now-infamous photos in Paper Magazine is notable for one reason. One gross reason. The painter, Danish artist Uwe Max Jensen, made it entirely with his dillywanger.
As reported in The Copenhagen Post, Jensen seems to have done this to bring attention from the art world to his kønsorganer, which he claims is quite formidable.
“It is hard to do an entire canvas using only one’s ‘natural brush’, Jensen said. “If one is ill-equipped, it is difficult to reproduce the small details, but if one is well-endowed, it is easier to produce a better painting.”
Very good, sir. An entire painting to make a big dick joke. We salute you and your Danish penis.