Teen Girl Breaks Retainer Watching Shirtless Michael B. Jordan
This story has so many odd layers. It begins with an orthodontist posting on Tumblr a tale… a tale of a teenager who clenched her teeth so hard watching Michael B. Jordan take off his shirt during Black Panther that she had to go to the orthodontist to get her retainer fixed after she broke it! “17-year-old girl thirsting so hard, she busted steel,” quipped the horny Stan Lee of our time (aka this orthodontist).
More twists and more turns were taken after the teenager in question, 18-year-old Sophia Robb, found the very post talking about her sweet, Michael B. Jordan, teeth grinding, love. She luckily had a sense of humor about it — albeit a horrified and detached one — and even allowed Buzzfeed to do an interview with her about her thirsty, retainer-destroying, tooth grinding.
But before you think this story of twists and turns has exhausted its supply of both — worry not! There’s one more. After Sophia told Teen Vogue that if Michael B. Jordan saw her post she would — “…scream. The idea of him even seeing the post is so insane to me,” well— Michael B. Jordan saw it and offered to pay for the new retainer as he feels… partially responsible.
Sophia continued to tweet about it in humored shock, as her dad (also on Twitter) would interject in a fashion that can only be described as “oh boy,” and “very dad-like.”
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