Gabrielle Union’s Dog Is Cursed With a Forever Boner

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  • Folks, let me tell you the story about the boner of the dog of the beloved actress, Gabrielle Union. It’s a classic tale as old as time itself. Almost as classic as the dog who screamed when he got his butt grabbed. A tale of survival, a tale of perseverance — of the friendship between a dog and its owner and the dog’s boner which is cursed to never go away, thus making it a “forever boner”. Now, hear the Hollywood stars tell this glorious tale of legend! Of… “Forever Boner Dog”.

    Gabrielle Union went on The Late Late Show with James Corden, accompanied by a Barry promoting Bill Hader, and told the story about her adorable little dog who got cancer, and, miraculously, beat it! However, much like a Marvel superhero, something went wrong during a bout of radiation with the chemotherapy, causing the dog to have a boner that lasts forever. No surgery can stop it, and no human can jerk it off (or wants to for that matter). Oh, stars… and here I always thought they were just like us. However, now I discover they have dogs whose boners are endless. Stars just like us? I don’t think so!

    What do you think, specifically, about Gabrielle Union’s dog having a forever boner? Let us know in the comments or on Twitter at @WhatsTrending.

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