Jamie Lynn Spears Has Some Skill With A Blade
The women of this country learned long ago, those without swords can still die upon them. Jamie Lynn Spears fears neither death nor pain.
In the above video, she faces her own personal Nazgul on the battlefield of a Louisiana Pita Pit. The instigators turn to her, brandish their weapons (hands), and declare that no man can stop their horseplay.
“I. Am. No. Man!” Jamie Lynn declares as she thrusts forward with her butter knife.
You fight bravely, Lady Spears. But my heart is taken by another mortal already.