Kylie Jenner Posts Sexy, Violent Commercial for New Lip Gloss Collection
Selling lip gloss is hardcore, bitches!
Or at least it is in the fantasy world of 18-year-old Kylie Jenner, who launched her new line of lip gloss with this puzzling commercial/sort film/whatever this is.
It’s hard to really know what’s going on in this weird video, but here’s our best guess: Kylie, wearing a skintight snakeskin outfit, drives out to a hotel in Joshua Tree to be the getaway driver in some kind of drug heist, where her equally sexy friends are collecting a suitcase full of money for … Kylie’s lip gloss? We think? Is there cocaine in the lip gloss or something?
Anyway, the girls suddenly flip the situation and, from the looks of it, casually murder the lip gloss dealers before driving off with Kylie, flinging handfuls of money in the air. Like, literally so cute.
Those are the names of the colors in the lip gloss line, by the way. Like, Literally, and So Cute. And from the looks of the license plate, the makeup line itself is still called the King Kylie Kollection, so it looks like she didn’t get the memo on the whole KKK thing.
Are you running out to buy a tube of Literally any time soon? Let us know in the comments!