1. A Beard Hat.
If you already have a beard, this would be excessive. If you chose not to grow one, then why accessorize with it? They need a version for the ladies, we're the ones with bald faces!
2. A Full-Body Sweater.
Because I guess some people are too cool for Snuggies? (too COOL, get it?! I'm sorry.) Will someone please get this woman some socks?!
3. A Disgusting Eyeball Bracelet.
EWEWEWEW, I cannot think of one situation in which this bracelet is even ironically cool. Gross.
4. Giant Barettes
Even the normal, tiny version of this hasn't been popular since grade school. Bigger doesn't always equal better, people!
5. Hoof Shoes
WHY WERE THESE MADE?! Who would have ever sat down with a pencil and paper and conceived these monstrosities? I hope I never have to meet them.
6. A Barbie-Mouth Necklace
Let's pour one out for 29 Barbies that fell to create this necklace. In all honesty, it's kind of cool as an art piece. Around your neck, however? Not so chic.
7. Frog Carcass Purses.
I never condone the use of an animal for fashion - but this is just absurd. On some level I can understand why people want a leather handbag, but who, in their right mind, is going to carry around a full, dead frog? Such a waste, and also ew.
8. A Spock-tacular Pair of Earrings
These would actually be somewhat okay at Comic Con, but they still don't look very comfortable. That's a lot of bling for one ear!