I don't know about anyone else, but if I'm walking through my home, hanging out, maybe doing some cleaning, the absolute last thing I want to have happen is for snakes to fall out of my freaking ceiling. Just dangling there. And especially not while they're seemingly having sex. But that's exactly what happened to this poor guy in South Carolina. So he filmed the two (is snake porn a thing?) and sent it in to his local news station in hopes that somebody would come out and help him get rid of the snakes. Did that happen? Not sure. But in the meantime, let's file this one under "oh hell no" and move on. Quickly.