How Can Someone Who Lives In Hawaii Be So Angry? (WARNING: NSFW LANGUAGE)

According to Ryan Arakaki, this woman was “on her phone or something else but there was a good car and a half length of free space in front of her so I changed lanes” and then she went nuts.

The two-minute video shows her honking, screaming and eventually getting out of her car and attempting to grab the phone from Arakaki. A few things to point out:

1. There is a child in the car with her, currently being scarred for life.

2. She finally gets out of the car by a Panda Express. How can anyone be so angry with Orange Chicken so close by? I mean, I can see being a little upset about 20 minutes after eating it, but before? No way to stay unhappy.

3. This looks like a quiet-enough neighborhood. There’s a pretty good chance you’re going to run into this guy again. Are you sure you want to risk taking out a loan from the guy you told to “fuck himself” a thousand different ways?

4. You live in Hawaii. It’s beautiful in Hawaii. There are no cares in Hawaii. Nobody works at an Internet company where they stay inside all day looking for trending videos they can exploit…in Hawaii.

Enjoy where you live, people. Enjoy your lives. There’s no use in getting upset over a few car lengths. I’m going to walk everywhere from now on.