What happens when you translate classic movie lines for a modern audience?--you get "Classic Movies Subtitled for Bros."
For instance, from Gone with the Wind:
Scarlett: Rhett, Rhett... Rhett, if you go, where shall I go? What shall I do? (Baby! If you peace out, where am I gonna crash? Who am I gonna go to Cabo with?)
Rhett Butler: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. (Seriously babe, fuck that noise).