Australian billionaire Clive Palmer has unveiled plans to build the Tatanic II. The next generation of the notoriously failed ship is set to be made in China and take its maiden voyage from English to North America sometime in late 2016.
An Australian billionaire is going to build Titanic II. Let's hope it's more successful than the Death Star II.
— Darth Vader (@DepressedDarth) April 30, 2012
Asked about the potential for sinking, he replied snarkely, "Of course it will sink if you put a hole in it."
We suggest they avoid routes with icebergs. What do you think of the plans?