Liam Neeson Eats Here for Free

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  • A sandwich shop in Vancouver called “Big Star Sandwich” made Liam Neeson — master negotiator — an offer his little heart just could not refuse, to quote a Liam Neeson movie. Wait, that’s The Godfather… anyway! The sandwich store heard that Liam Neeson was in town to shoot his film Hard Power, and the store wrote on a sign outside its doors — Liam Neeson Eats Here For Free. It’s a bold promise, well guess what you guys — Neeson heard it, and Neeson has come!

    The only information missing — what kind of dog gone sandwich did Mr. Neeson order, anyway? Was it a… French Dip!? A Reuben?! One of those weird vegetarian sandwiches people offer that like — hey, I’m a vegetarian, why are they so rarely any good?! Just use some weird vegetables, come on people.

    Remember when Liam Neeson was on the phone with the captors in Taken talking to them all threatening like? Well imagine if instead of talking to captors he was… ordering a sandwich!? That’s what I got! Sorry!

    What do you think of this story and my great jokes about Taken, let us know in the comments or on Twitter at @WhatsTrending.

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