A Man’s Clever Plot to Catch the Woman Who Stole an Amazon Package from His Doorway

  • “I don’t know who you are, I don’t know what you want, but I will look for you, I will find you, and I will convict you.” That’s not Liam Neeson. It’s Tim Lake, who managed to capture footage of a blonde villain who escapes with an Amazon package that had been left at his door. But Lake will not give in to the tyranny of the Blonde Bonanza (that’s the super villain name I just gave her). He’s taken to the streets, posting flyers and asking tough questions to track down the woman who stole his…ice cube tray and coffee pods.

  • Simon Owens is a journalist living in Washington, DC. You can follow him on Twitter, Facebook, or Google+. Email him at [email protected]