The internet provides even the most seemingly slight of cultural objects with the collegiate thesis paper of cultural influence, wether we want it or not! And I, for one, absolutely love it. Agree or disagree, I love having an insane discussion on every tiny little thing. I guess I'm just a cool as hell "millennial". The latest seemingly meaningless bit of culture that has garnered the all consequential cultural eye? Why that would be Cardi B and City Girls' "Twerk" video, with the question: "Does Cardi B's and City Girls' "Twerk" music video empower or disempower women?"

What are we, a thinking nation not bereft of intellectuals and good do wells (the opposite of ne'er do wells) to make of the Cardi B/ City Girls "Twerk" video? The video, directed by Daps, promises us, the good thinking people of the world, oh but a glimpse at a butt shaking in the dance routine known only to the universe as the "twerk". In fact, I urge you to gaze upon it. An army of jiggled upon butts, with Cardi B and City Girls in the center, adorned in the mighty cat and tiger print, also shaking their butts, creating what, at first, one might think is an ocean of flesh creating waves at midnight at the pull of the moon, but are in fact, a bunch of jiggling butts.