Look. The world is terrifying and dangerous. That's not news to anyone, especially today, and we try our best to make sure we can protect each other from, you know -- all the badness. Take for example auto mechanic Cross Scott who, while driving a customers' car to test it out, found a woman slumped in her seat by the side of the road. He broke open her window and pulled her out and, as the ambulance arrived, proceeded to give the woman CPR using the techniques he learned in the most important and educational of the American ouevre of medical assistant: NBC's The Office.