It’s never too early to get into the holiday spirit; however, this year, some people on Twitter are taking it a bit too seriously.  As COVID lockdowns tighten across the country, there are some who would be willing to do anything to return to normalcy, even harvest Santa Claus’s blood. Video produced by Henry Kueppers […]

It’s never too early to get into the holiday spirit; however, this year, some people on Twitter are taking it a bit too seriously. 

As COVID lockdowns tighten across the country, there are some who would be willing to do anything to return to normalcy, even harvest Santa Claus’s blood.

Video produced by Henry Kueppers

Last week, Dr. Anthony Fauci – the nation’s leading infectious disease expert – told USA Today that Christmas would not be affected by the coronavirus because good old jolly Saint Nick is immune to the virus. Dr. Fauci told reporters that, “Santa is exempt from this because Santa, of all the good qualities, has a lot of good innate immunity.” Well, Dr. Fauci has a point. Santa Claus must be special if he can survive in the freezing temperatures of the North Pole and eat only cookies.

Twitter Wants to Capture Santa Claus

To get into the holiday spirit, some are suggesting we take advantage of Santa’s immunity and use his blood to get rid of COVID-19 and save Christmas.

However, some may be going a bit too far as they want to stuff their stockings with Santa’s head.

Many Twitter users are convinced that Santa’s blood holds the secrets to finding a cure for the coronavirus, so people are declaring they will be pulling out all the stops to capture Santa Claus this Christmas.

Anthony Carboni agrees as he tweeted, “That’s why we’re offering a $10 million bounty for his capture. I must harvest and study Santa’s blood.” 

Another user supports Carboni’s idea with the tweet, “we must hunt him down and extract his genetic information for the cure.”

Then there were others who were a little more aggressive in their approach as they are planning to kidnap Santa Claus to “extract the cure from his veins, drain him, and rinse him out like a flannel.”

With all these aggressive and violent tweets, Santa Claus better watch out.

Dr. Fauci Acknowledges That Santa is Real

Luckily, not all Twitter users want to kidnap and kill Santa Claus.

Many folks on Twitter were just thrilled that Dr. Fauci – a prominent intellect – is acknowledging the existence of the magical creature that brings joy to children around the world each year. One Twitter user said, “Santa deniers take another L”.

Another user believes that “Santa deniers are reeling at this news.”

Dr. Fauci Supporting Capitalism

However, some are taking a completely different route as they think Dr. Fauci’s assertion of Santa’s immunity is supporting capitalism as this user interpreted Dr. Fauci’s statement as “capitalism never rests, he said you gonna get these kids their presents or else.”

Another user suggested Dr. Fauci is advocating for adults to continue to lie to children in order to keep corporate America alive by tweeting “Gotta keep the lies to them kids… How else is corporate America gonna survive…”

Others praised Dr. Fauci for giving children across the country a slimmer of hope as probably many children will be prohibited from partaking in their yearly holiday traditions. One Twitter user is admiring Dr. Fauci’s efforts to save Christmas as she tweeted “whether you celebrate Christmas or not you have to respect that this man took it upon himself to make so many children happy during this horrible year.”

One twitter user has finally cracked the code and found out how the COVID-19 pandemic began in the first place. This user claims that Santa Claus did not only spread Christmas cheer last year, but also COVID-19 around the world.

This revolutionary thinker tweeted out, “Wait a minute … that means he already had the virus … and he travelled all over the world last December … Folks, I think we’ve found Patient Zero.”

Santa Claus may be coming to town, but this year, he might not be leaving. Are you willing to get a lump of coal in your stocking if it means bringing an end to the COVID-19 pandemic? Does his blood really hold the answers to the coronavirus?

Video Created By:
Henry Kueppers