Being a mom can be really hard – so hard that sometimes you find yourself hiding from the law in Phoenix with blood on your hands.
In this amazing skit from Cole Escola, busy mother Ellen talks about how she discovered Happy Orange, a new low-sugar, high-vitamin juice drink. “Did you know that one glass of the leading brand of orange juice contains twice the amount of sugar your kids should be getting in a day?” she says. “When I found that out, I, um… I fucking lost it.”
What follows is a shadowy tale of fleeing to Arizona and getting sucked into the world of dog fighting, death metal, cocaine and double manslaughter.