Lindsay Lohan has been trapped in the media spotlight for almost two decades. But she’s been out of Hollywood for some time now. Apparently that time away has done weird things to her voice, because she now has a weird accent. Like, it’s really weird. Matthew McConaughey making noises level weird.
Lindsay was in Greece when this interview happened. Her friends/supporters/team surrounding her realizes they’re in trouble. The accent is just so… You know what, watch the video:
I told you. Weird. Lindsay calls the new accent "LiLohan" after herself. She’s the only one using it, so it fits. The way she says "mother" and "father" are the weirdest part for me.
I’m trying to figure out why this accent is so weird. It’s just… it’s hard to categorize. Like it’s not attributable to a country. It’s not British or French or Greek. It’s like Tommy Wiseau’s.