This Father’s Plot to Get His Daughter to Eat Her Vegetables is Pure Evil

This Father's Plot to Get His Daughter to Eat Her Vegetables is Pure Evil
By Simon Owens
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  • Imagine you’re a cherubic young little girl who trusts your father when he flashes a savory Kit Kat bar in front of your eyes and begins to lower it toward your mouth, only to, at the last moment, swap the Kit Kat bar for a mouth full of vegetables. This father shouldn’t be surprised when he later has to pay for therapy to help her get over her daddy issues.

  • Simon Owens is a journalist living in Washington, DC. You can follow him on Twitter, Facebook, or Google+. Email him at [email protected]