“John Is Expanding”: An Unfortunately Phallic Weather Forecast

"John Is Expanding": An Unfortunately Phallic Weather Forecast
By Amanda Walgrove
  • There are definitely just a few key decisions here that could’ve been made differently: the name of the tropical storm, the shape of the tropical storm, the stance of our unsuspecting weatherman, those hand gestures, and for goodness sakes the copy that he’s reading off of the teleprompter.

    We feel like you were set up to fail, man. But there’s a silver lining in this forecast. No matter how much of a fool you may look, you can always find viral glory on the Internet.